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Including the Pisa reconstruction and the Spaghetti Tree hoax.
Bookshop picks
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Titles on creative failure and iteration.
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Reader Contributions
A running log of the blunders our community has shared, from burnt soufflés to collapsed prototypes. Each entry is a small monument to the courage of trying again.
I spent three hours on a Grand Marnier soufflé for a dinner party. The oven was miscalibrated by 25 degrees, and my guests watched it deflate in real time. We ate it anyway, with spoons, and laughed until we cried. The next attempt worked, but only because I finally bought an oven thermometer.
— Margaret H., home baker
My first furniture piece was a sculptural chair made from reclaimed oak. It looked stunning. It also snapped at the joint when a critic sat down during the opening reception. Mortifying, yes, but the structural failure taught me more about joinery than a semester of woodworking classes.
— Daniel R., furniture designer
As a civil engineering student, I built a suspension bridge model out of balsa wood and fishing line. My testing method was a bathtub filled with water. The bridge floated for exactly four seconds before the deck warped and the towers tilted. My professor called it a "memorable failure" and used it as a teaching example for the next three years.
— Priya S., structural engineer
I spent eleven months writing a literary novel in a detached, ironic third-person voice. When I finally read it aloud, I realized the story demanded a raw, first-person confessional tone. I deleted 60,000 words and started over. The second draft took four months and became the best thing I've ever written.
— Elena V., novelist
My co-host and I recorded a 90-minute episode about creative failure. The audio was unusable—a persistent hum from a faulty cable ruined every track. We spent a week trying to salvage it before scrapping the whole thing. The lesson? Check your equipment before you hit record, and sometimes the best creative decision is knowing when to walk away.
— Tom W., podcast producer
I applied for a prestigious artist residency and submitted the wrong portfolio file—a collection of unfinished sketches instead of my polished work. I didn't get in, obviously. But the rejection letter included a note from the curator saying the sketches were "the most honest work" they'd seen that year. I reapplied the next season with that same unfinished portfolio and got accepted.
— Aisha K., visual artist
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Whether you are wrestling with a submission, need a hand navigating the archive, or want to talk through a folly confession before sending it in, the Ned's Folly desk is open. We answer every note ourselves—no bots, no ticket queues.
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